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School Politics

Obama The Elitist Hypocrite -

TOUCHSTONES OF TYRANNY - North Carolina Student Hunter Rogers was threatened with arrest by teacher for pointing out that Obama bullied girls by his own admission in high school.

School prayer a fundamental right -

TAGS: battaile vik prayer schools
Rating: 5/5

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Renza - May 15, 2013, 4:31 pm
a win quote that couldn't be more true.
Curlyrocks - May 15, 2013, 4:00 pm

NO SEX ED IN SCHOOLS - Abstinence only, no condoms. How did that work out for you and Bristol ?

SCHOOLED IN HYPOCRISY - Obama's daughters attend a private school in Washington D.C., enjoying the freedom of educational choice that the Obama Administration has denied to poor children who live in Washington

TAGS: schooled
Rating: 4.43/5

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IN ISRAEL - They may have terrorist bombings in the markets, but no shootings in their schools!


YESTERDAY - They called me a union thug But now... They want me to bring an assault rifle to work.

TAGS: guns school teachers shootings
Rating: 3.67/5

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deerbag2 - December 23, 2012, 12:16 am
ouch, 5 lions
PapaFox - December 22, 2012, 10:00 am
Obviously logic is not their strong suit. ;)



Eliminate gun-free zones -

THE COOL KIDS - I used to vote for people based on how cool I thought they were. Then I graduated from High School.

SCHOOL - If your wife, mother, sister or daughter can read this, Thank a teacher. If they can't, Thank the Taliban


TAGS: war heroes remembrance day schools
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2012, 8:43 pm
gotta go back to your 1st comment....whatever happened to the "funny" in politics? Posters around here,for the most part are so often so a*** that I need to bring the hemorrhoidal cream to be able to sit and enjoy them. Calm down folks...was a joke. :)
PapaFox - November 11, 2012, 8:59 pm
This vet appreciates it Miss. :)
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 12:11 pm
It nice to see one decent person that understands the importance of remembering our vets so thank you papa!
PapaFox - November 10, 2012, 10:22 pm
Thank you. It's nice to see ONE decent post instead of the usual inane drivel. Remember the vets!


The "new school" she is refferring to is "no school" -


TAGS: school teachings america eastern europe
Rating: 4.56/5

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PapaFox - November 20, 2012, 4:22 pm
Actually, Eastern European countries became communist totalitarian states because a big-assed Soviet Army invaded every time they turned around.

PRESIDENT BARACK ZIGZAG - 'Cuz of the double, wait triple, wait quadruple...dip recession.

Democrat Version of School Lunches? -

OBAMA'S MESSAGE - To the parents, ignore his message and do your job. Get involved with your children's education.

Stop trying to erase American History! -


Preschooler Wisdom -

TAGS: preschooler wisdom
Rating: 3.67/5

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terroraustralis - May 5, 2013, 2:17 am
in a perfect world he could wear whatever the hell he wants. but if he wears that **** in high school, he's gonna get the **** kicked out of him by bullies. i wouldnt let my kid wear that, for the same reason i wouldnt let him play with a loaded gun.
PapaFox - May 4, 2013, 2:09 pm
That's the whole point of the story - the only people who were worried about it were the adults. The kids didn't give a rip - they have no idea what g.a.y means. His next pair of shoes will probably be Batman light-up sneaks.
terroraustralis - May 4, 2013, 12:20 pm
future spree killer. the only way i could approve of this, i s from a chaotic evil mindset. false accusations of homo***uality cause far more damage than homophobia against people who are actually g**.

Sharing -

School Shootings -

Bizarre Priorities -

PRAYER IN SCHOOL - Be careful what you ask for.

Stop trying to change our history -

EDUCATIONAL PENITENTIARIES - Armed guards, regimented activities, legal disciplanary action, metal detectors-- that'll straighten out those savage kids!

RELIGION IN SCHOOL - What I really meant to say was ...


Republican Version of School Lunches? * -

MITT ROMNEY - Show us a copy of his high school diploma ...

PRIORITIES - They say a lot about a party.


TAGS: school is for losers
Rating: 2/5

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Renza - May 11, 2013, 10:52 am
lol, I can a**ure you I've come up with better. But that's a pretty stock response for not being able to come up with why the guy was against basically anything useful or positive, the idiocy over wanting to deregulate is one thing, but education... cmon
StoneTools - May 11, 2013, 1:31 am
I believe I could classify that as the single most ignorant statement you've made on this site (at least that I've seen you post)
Renza - May 10, 2013, 9:45 pm
I like how your response to that is regarding the severity of his intent to deregulate rather than trying to deny his opposition to education or building more unnecessary military equipment.
StoneTools - May 10, 2013, 8:17 pm
he didn't say regulation causes problems, he said over-regulation causes issues. Get your facts straight or wean yourself from the comedy channel
Renza - May 10, 2013, 9:39 am
no, I'm referring to him suggesting regulation is what causes problems in this country, him stating that education would be gone with his budget, and him saying we would build more military equipment as part of his budget.
StoneTools - May 10, 2013, 8:46 am
that's the liberal spin. Here's another side of it: http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/02/romney-jeep-and-china-a-case-study-in-americas-fact-checking-fetish/273378/
StoneTools - May 10, 2013, 8:36 am
Oh, you mean like building jeeps in china? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/15/china-jeeps-fiat-chrysler-gac_n_2481642.html
Renza - May 10, 2013, 7:36 am
nah, the garbage Romney was campaigning on
StoneTools - May 10, 2013, 12:01 am
You mean the stuff that both parties are trying to shove down the military's throat?
Renza - May 9, 2013, 5:08 pm
Kinda hard to do worse than deregulate everything, f' the education system, and lets start building more military equipment that not even the military wants.
ChadAllen - May 9, 2013, 4:48 pm
You say this posing that the vacant "Hope & Change" alternative is actually worth a $hit & a better option?? You're another one of those special kinds of stupid aren't you.


TAGS: solutions rocks preschoolers shootings guns
Rating: 2/5

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PapaFox - December 26, 2012, 12:30 pm
Solution: BUY MORE GUNS!

America doesn't see the problem with that. -

TAGS: gun control reagan obama schools
Rating: 1.67/5

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EmmaRoydes - August 4, 2014, 2:38 pm
Yeah, because that works so well in restaurants
fauxnews - August 4, 2014, 2:13 pm
If that was sarcasm, that was lame. If you were serious, that was plain dumb.
Zeitguy - August 4, 2014, 10:16 am
How bout we just make schools gun free zones. That should do the trick.
birddseedd - August 3, 2014, 11:45 pm
How about we just make school shootings illegal? wouldn't that solve the problem?
JGalt - August 3, 2014, 7:15 pm
faulty syllogism. If you knew the laws that existed, you'd see that they are not being enforced....
EmmaRoydes - August 3, 2014, 9:14 am
Not one of the school shootings would have been prevented by any of the proposed gun control bills.

Put Down the Cupcake: Ban Hits School Bake Sales -

TAGS: school bake sale bans cupcakes nutrition nazis nanny state moochelle michelle obama lets move
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - May 24, 2015, 5:45 pm
ha! 5Led...I mean, it's a shark FCS X-D

You Have A... -

U.S. Secretary of Education -

What If I Told You -

Elitist Hypocrite -

The Dumbing Down of America -

Liberal Hypocrisy -

I Don't See The Point -

cultural appropriation -

trolling -

Commie Core -

Obama: 'college should be as free as high school.' -

TAGS: free gubment school
Rating: 4.16/5

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OTC - February 21, 2015, 12:13 pm
You mean there are poor kids who have rich parents? must be liberal parents
DebtToAmerica - January 27, 2015, 7:20 am
"university degrees are supposed to be something rich people can buy for their kids... how am i supposed to do that if every poor kid who doesnt have rich parents can get one just for being smart?"
DebtToAmerica - January 27, 2015, 7:20 am
"how are my kids supposed to go to university if poor people are taking all the spots? how are they supposed to compete with millions of poor kids who are smarter than them?"
DebtToAmerica - January 27, 2015, 7:16 am
"i dont want to live in a world where i could unknowingly interact with poor people, i dont want to risk being infected by 'lazyness', i dont want them earning money and paying taxes!"
DebtToAmerica - January 27, 2015, 7:11 am
"and if poor people can become scientists and engineers, they might get high paying jobs and then we wont even know that they're poor!..."
DebtToAmerica - January 27, 2015, 7:06 am
"if we let people get university level education for free, poor people will become scientists and engineers! would you trust something built by a poor person? i know i wouldnt..."

Republican Poverty Deniers -